Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. The bus is outta control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus. Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy." Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy - step on it!" Yeah! Then after the ambulance left, I found the toe! So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital. Well, after he heckled Toby, she got so upset, she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe.
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